Now see, the theory of everything goes
something like this. You got my nigga Frank Steel over there, who is
very obese. He got that from eating extra dimensions, so when he got
fat enough, the flow got plugged, and his asshole inverted straight
away, turning into M-Theory's VEV (Higgs Mechanism)... But it's
called Wilson Lines (the guy in the fence from Home Improvement –
HI-Theory). Now Frank's asshole sucked up all the known mass in the
Universe, including his own, and got jettisoned back out all over the
cosmos – rectal prolapse theory – and that's how we are alive
today. It sounds far fetched, but we used to think women existed.
They are a story book for demons only, and they were all annihilated
in the super flood of global reset because they weren't as rich as
god. The end.
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